King of Kool
Words & Music by M. Crolius, J. Christen

He's got a ninety-four dollar Hollywood Haircut
When it comes to looking good he can't spend enough
A permanent tan, intoxicating smile
Always up to date on the latest style

He likes candlelight and Beaujolais
When he walks into a room women turn his way

He's the King of Kool
Ain't no doubt about it, he's nobody's fool
He's the King of Kool
He's more in love with him than he's in love with you

It isn't foreplay that he's playing for
He's never played a game where he didn't score
If they check him out he'll check 'em in
There's always a room at the King of Kool Inn

He'll drive her wild 'til it lmost hurts
She likes his style, she'll tear his shirt

He's the King of Kool
Ain't no doubt about it he knows that it's true
He's the King of Kool
He's more in love with him than he's in love with you

A smart dresser, a go getter
A high roller, a shareholder
A name dropper, a brand shopper

He calls the club reserves a court at one
The tailor brings his suit by when it's done
Shifts his B'mer into second gear
While he combs his hair in the review mirror

There's only one cloud in his sunny life
That's finding a girl that he'll wanna see twice

He's the King of Kool
Ain't no doubt about it he knows that it's true
He's the King of Kool
He's more in love with him than he's in love with you

Guitars, Bass : Mike Crolius
Drums: Dave Blackburn
Sax: John Rekevics
Vocals:: Jimmy C.